Her door sensor alarm comes on, Tade, a brown
skin melanin-popping lady as she loves to describe herself gets off her bed, slips her perfectly pedicured feet into her fluffy moccasin, and walks to the living room to answer the door. A DHL dispatch rider holds out two customized LV bags and hands her a printed form to sign in before handing over the package to her, She smiles and closes the door. She sits on her sofa in the corner of her heavily decorated sitting room and opens the bag to unbox and adore the Louis Vuitton bag and matching shoes, her phone rings
”Hi Baby! ” she blushes as she answers the call ”with a voice like that, it means you are no longer mad at me ” the voice echoes from the phone, she laughs ”one designer is enough to shut me up, but two! What the hell does anger mean again? ” ”Im glad I am forgiven, I promise it won happen again ” Tade rolls her eyes as Richard makes the same promise the twentieth time that month, a call comes in interjecting her conversation ”Richard hunnie, Susan is calling, let me hear what she has to say, l will give you a call back ” she ends Richards call and picks Susans ”Hi babes! ”
”Tade gather the girls around by 4 pm, I have huge news for you girls! ” Susan speaks excitedly as Tade answers the phone ”Chill! What is going on? Give me a hint as a reward for being the P.R.O, I pinky swear not to spill to the girls, you know your secret is safe with me ” Tade begs Susan anxiously who in turn laughs out loud ”So you don know why you are the P.R.O? News spread faster from your end dear ” Tade exclaims in total shock ”wow! so you mean I am the basket mouth of the clique? I feel insulted right now ” Susan who is already feeling bad tries so hard to water the insult with a little compliment ”girl! I don mean it that way. You are just so talented in ways you can never imagine! Even in your subconscious, you are a better broadcaster than most who take it as a profession ” Tades mouth flew wide open ”Oh my goodness! This is the height of insult i have ever received… ” Susan interrupted ”see you soon dearest, I love you! ” she hangs up.
Tade still with her mouth wide open flings the shoes off her thigh and paces up and down her living room ”So this girls take me for granted for all my good deeds? Little wonder what they say behind me.. but all I do is make everywhere lively! Why am I being ridiculed for it? ” she continues dramatically ”boring isn in my dictionary even if it means sharing some valid information about someone, I mean valid because I make sure I don say false things about anyone! I take my time to find out the truth and table it so l and my girls can have something to talk about, l don do these for myself dammit! All I do, I do it for the girls yet I am being seen as the leaking mouth? ” she stops pacing for a moment and then picks up her phone ”Nora better have an explanation to say to me if this is exactly how she feels about me ” she dials severally but Nora didn pick up her phone, she grunts and rolls her eyes ”Hughhh! Nora is always unavailable when needed! Chichi better tell me this is a lie! ” she dials Chichis number which was picked up immediately ”is it true I am the gossip monger
amongst us? ”
”Hello! Lets start with Good day and … Who the hell said that? ” Chichi replies calmly
”Susan called me to gather you girls around by 4 for a time out and according to her, I am the only one good at doing that ” Tade rolls her eyes as she reports
”Common! She didn mean it that way, you are the thread that ties us stronger daily baby! And Hell yes! I am so in for a time out, I will go insane if I stay one more moment in this house ” Chichi replies excitedly
”Ehn Ehn! She said she has a big announcement for us, despite how hard I tried to milk out the news, she insisted on not spilling but I am guessing it has a man involved for it to be tagged H.U.G.E ” Tade chatters absentmindedly while Chichi scoffs over the phone ”Well, Nora isn picking up, try to give her a call so she wouldn be left out, see you by 4 pm ”
Chichi smiles ”Superb! Same spot in the mall? ” ”Yes! ” Tade hangs up.